The Most Secular in The Communist Bloc
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
1. | The Socialist HOA of Turkey Creek | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Neoliberal fascists are destroying the left” | |
2. | The Federal Socialist Republic of Atlanc | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “March Forward! Do It For The Working Class!” | |
3. | The Soviet republic of Islands of unity | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Compassion for former zombies!” | |
4. | The Soviet Republic of Armeattla | Left-wing Utopia | “Unita, Equita, Solidarieta” | |
5. | The Working People's Republic of KuLuxi | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “‘I seek communism as one go to a spring.’-Pablo Picasso” | |
6. | The United Socialist States of Hosgland | Democratic Socialists | “Pride and Industry” | |
7. | The People's Republic of United Iberian States | Democratic Socialists | “Workers of the world, unite!” | |
8. | The Matriarchy of Joemamistan | Democratic Socialists | “Joe Mama WeeWee Rises” | |
9. | The United Socialist States of Litew Cha | Authoritarian Democracy | “By The People For The People” | |
10. | The Queendom of Zancostan | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Let freedom wave!” |