The Most Rebellious Youth in The Communist Bloc
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
1. | The Empowered Individuals of QXF | Left-wing Utopia | “Embrace change. Or DIE on the WRONG side of history.” | |
2. | The Cultivated Peoples of Birdiun | Left-wing Utopia | “The hand that feeds deserves to be bitten if it beats.” | |
3. | The Socialist HOA of Turkey Creek | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Neoliberal fascists are destroying the left” | |
4. | The Special Autonomous Commune of Great Vankor | Left-wing Utopia | “ㄖㄤˋㄢˇㄇㄣˊㄑㄨㄢ,ㄐㄨㄢˋ,ㄐㄨㄢㄌㄨㄥˇㄑㄧˇㄌㄞˊ!” | |
5. | The Soviet Republic of Armeattla | Left-wing Utopia | “Unita, Equita, Solidarieta” | |
6. | The Federal Socialist Republic of Atlanc | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “March Forward! Do It For The Working Class!” | |
7. | The People's Republic of Asenusia | Democratic Socialists | “Usque Nos Mortem Nos Partem” | |
8. | The Technate of Mikustania | Left-wing Utopia | “Hatsune Miku is all.” | |
9. | The Working People's Republic of KuLuxi | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “‘I seek communism as one go to a spring.’-Pablo Picasso” | |
10. | The People's Republic of Ellietopia | Iron Fist Socialists | “Unity, Discipline, Peace” |