The Axis of Evil World Census

The World Census estimated levels of employee ennui to determine which nations have the largest retail industries.

As a region, The Axis of Evil is ranked 589^th in the world for Largest Retail Industry.


1.	The Mafian Economic Extremist of The Dark System	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Money, Power, Respect!”
2.	The Little Brotherhood of The Real Matrix	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Guns. Lots of guns.”
3.	The ELF-Eladen Elite Elven Envoy of Evil Incarnate	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Exporting Evil Since 2002”
4.	The Zombie Nukers of Look at me	Corporate Police State	“EVIL”
5.	The Dominion of Serenitt	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Sovereign, Homeland, Obedience”
6.	The Republic of Capitalistic megacorporations	Corporate Police State	“profit before people”
7.	The Glorious Guinea Pig Haven of Ansgard	Corporate Police State	“WHEEK!”
8.	The Black Imperium of Xorlarrin	Father Knows Best State	“Shrak happens yo”
9.	The Republic of Eldoradoo	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“ cripple the blasphemer”
10.	The People's Republic of Best Korea	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Prosperous and great country”