The Largest Agricultural Sector in The Axis of Evil
World Census bean-counters on horseback guided herds of cattle to slaughter in order to determine which nations have the largest agricultural sectors.
1. | The Mafian Economic Extremist of The Dark System | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Money, Power, Respect!” | |
2. | The Little Brotherhood of The Real Matrix | Corporate Police State | “Guns. Lots of guns.” | |
3. | The Zombie Nukers of Look at me | Corporate Police State | “EVIL” | |
4. | The Rogue Nation of DSN95 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “We Will Endure” | |
5. | The Glorious Free State of Adamkhazia | Corporate Police State | “The glorious regime has made us prosperous!” | |
6. | The Holy Red Empire of Chazcam | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Have an opinion? Don't.” | |
7. | The Empire of Bloody Reich | Right-wing Utopia | “Our timber is to die for, literally” | |
8. | The Democratic People's Republic of Best Korea | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Prosperous and great country” | |
9. | The Big Yellow Star Capitalists of Moneystan | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Let's kill the big bad bunnies” | |
10. | The ELF-Eladen Elite Elven Envoy of Evil Incarnate | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Exporting Evil Since 2002” |