The Axis of Evil World Census

World Census staff spent many nights answering the front door in order to measure which nations have the biggest Pizza Delivery industries.


1.	The Mafian Economic Extremist of The Dark System	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Money, Power, Respect!”
2.	The Little Brotherhood of The Real Matrix	Corporate Police State	“Guns. Lots of guns.”
3.	The Zombie Nukers of Look at me	Corporate Police State	“EVIL”
4.	The Empire of Bloody Reich	Right-wing Utopia	“Our timber is to die for, literally”
5.	The Glorious Free State of Adamkhazia	Corporate Police State	“The glorious regime has made us prosperous!”
6.	The Holy Empire of Northern Macheprield	Corporate Police State	“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”
7.	The Grand Duchy of Prodesia	Free-Market Paradise	“Mercy in justice”
8.	The Republic of Zai-Ju	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Nationalism, Democracy, Welfare”
9.	The ELF-Eladen Elite Elven Envoy of Evil Incarnate	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Exporting Evil Since 2002”
10.	The Democratic Republic of Arthavinar Islands	Capitalist Paradise	“Pride and Industry”

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