The Atheist Empire World Census

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

As a region, The Atheist Empire is ranked 8,848^th in the world for Highest Drug Use.


1.	The Most Serene Republic of Faithless	Civil Rights Lovefest	“No faith here...”
2.	The Democratic Republic of Beazlend	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Oh hai Mark. I did not see you there”
3.	The Holy Empire of Pasta Pharia	Psychotic Dictatorship	“He boiled for your sins!”
4.	The Federation of Wine-loving Chimps	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“Ah, yes, very good”
5.	The Free Land of Antitheists	Left-wing Utopia	“Freedom and Progress”
6.	The Corporate Territory of SaederKrupp	Father Knows Best State	“Oh please, do deal with a Dragon”
7.	The Pastafarian Dudeism of Free secular Humanists	Democratic Socialists	“Think, before you believe!”
8.	The Second Chance of RU-486	Democratic Socialists	“Take two and don't call me in the morning.”
9.	The Imperial Free City of Tillania	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“Et hätt noch immer jot jejange”
10.	The Rather Unusual Madhouse of Barbarian Europe	Corporate Police State	“Im in ur base killin ur d00dz”

The Atheist EmpireWorld Census