Texas World Census

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."


1.	The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co	Compulsory Consumerist State	“In J.R. We Trust”
2.	The Fried Fast Food of Bucket of KFC	Anarchy	“It's finger lickin' good!”
3.	The Republic of Big Tex	Civil Rights Lovefest	“For Texas!”
4.	The Mighty little man of Young Sheldon	Moralistic Democracy	“Bazinga”
5.	The Pirate League of Mocanaqua	Left-Leaning College State	“No Prey, No Pay”
6.	The Empire of Maisedog	Left-Leaning College State	“Barks and roars by maise”
7.	The Incorporated States of Kinixys	Democratic Socialists	“Torts up!”
8.	The Anonymous Peoples of Limnadea	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“We thought what we'd do is we'd pretend to be one of...”
9.	The Borderlands of Low Cay	Authoritarian Democracy	“Peace and Justice”
10.	The Holy Empire of Richard II	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“What would you do for a Klondike® bar?”

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