The Smartest Citizens in Texas
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, Texas is ranked 2,313th in the world for Smartest Citizens.
1. | The Gigantic Frozen Igloo of Studly Penguins | Civil Rights Lovefest | “I’d connect with nature, but there’s no USB port” | |
2. | The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co | Compulsory Consumerist State | “In J.R. We Trust” | |
3. | The Concordium of Independent Planets | Democratic Socialists | “Freedom above all” | |
4. | The Progressive Union of Seeker Alpha | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Honor is everything; dogma is absurd!” | |
5. | The St Patricks Day Nation of NewTexas | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Home of Big Blarney Tex!” | |
6. | The Republic of Lichian | Left-Leaning College State | “Onward to the new dawn” | |
7. | The Galactic Empire of Gig em Aggies | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Hullabaloo Caneck Caneck” | |
8. | The Pirate League of Mocanaqua | Left-Leaning College State | “No Prey, No Pay” | |
9. | The Social Republic of Indian Empire | Democratic Socialists | “Kærlighed, Forandring og Mod” | |
10. | The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan | Capitalist Paradise | “Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010” |