The Rudest Citizens in Texas
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
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| 1. |  The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co | Compulsory Consumerist State | “In J.R. We Trust” | |
| 2. |  The Gigantic Frozen Igloo of Studly Penguins | New York Times Democracy | “I’d connect with nature, but there’s no USB port” | |
| 3. |  The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan | Capitalist Paradise | “Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010” | |
| 4. |  The Borderlands of Outer Texia | Anarchy | “By The People For The People” | |
| 5. |  The Devout Zealots of Democratic Paramore | Corporate Bordello | “In Nation States...Ask for forgiveness, not permission.” | |
| 6. |  The Regional Chain of Buc-ee Gas Station | Anarchy | “Top two reasons to stop at Buc-ee's: #1 and #2” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Lichian | Left-Leaning College State | “Onward to the new dawn” | |
| 8. |  The Pirate League of Mocanaqua | Left-Leaning College State | “No Prey, No Pay” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Texapan | Capitalist Paradise | “友好” | |
| 10. |  The Empire of The Promethean Fists | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Ferrus Dominus” |
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