The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Texas
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
1. | The Republic of A Belgian in Texas | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Renegade Islands Alliance Ambassador” | |
2. | The People's Republic of A Penguin Tiger | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Happy Feet vs Tigger” | |
3. | The Republic of Big Tex | Civil Rights Lovefest | “For Texas!” | |
4. | The Texas Chopperz of Bikerz | Capitalizt | “Texas Radio and the Big Beat !” | |
5. | The Most Serene Republic of Blandings and Fenwick | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Ense Petit Placidam Sub Libertate Quietem” | |
6. | The Regional Chain of Buc-ee Gas Station | Anarchy | “Top two reasons to stop at Buc-ee's: #1 and #2” | |
7. | The Fried Fast Food of Bucket of KFC | Anarchy | “It's finger lickin' good!” | |
8. | The Republic of Cabo Verde | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Republica de Cabo Verde!” | |
9. | The Armada of Captain Morgan | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Arrr!” | |
10. | The RumRunners of Captain Morgan II | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Arrr!” |