The Most Primitive in Texas
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Texas is ranked 25,947th in the world for Most Primitive.
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| 1. |  The Holy Pink Morons of PatrickStar | Iron Fist Consumerists | “All Hail The Magic Conch” | |
| 2. |  The RumRunners of Captain Morgan II | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Arrr!” | |
| 3. |  The Strategic Petroleum Reserve of East Texas Oil Field | Father Knows Best State | “Black Gold, Texas Tea” | |
| 4. |  The Last Ride of Rodeo Roy | Father Knows Best State | “Yahoo! Ride 'Em!” | |
| 5. |  The Rio Grande Mud of Z Z Top | Anarchy | “The Best Little Band in Texas!” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Landronia | Capitalist Paradise | “We Will Endure” | |
| 7. |  The Protectorate of Hyades | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Live Free or Die” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Yothon | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Compassion, Empathy, Inclusivity” | |
| 9. |  The Fried Fast Food of Bucket of KFC | Anarchy | “It's finger lickin' good!” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Sample Nation | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Sample” |
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