The World World Census

World Census experts studied the ratings of daytime television chat shows to estimate the percentage of citizens who are employed.


1.	The Alspring of Ratateague	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“ᴀʟʟ ɍᴀᴛʜᴇʀs ᴄᴀʀᴇ ɍѳʀ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ sѳɴs”
2.	The Very Masculine Nation of Rands Objectivity	Capitalizt	“Gargantuan Love God”
3.	The Ironwill Dictatorship of Trixmonia	Father Knows Best State	“Why bother?”
4.	The Supreme Dictatorship of The Iron League	Iron Fist Consumerists	“If you aren't remembered, you never existed”
5.	The Indomitable Borderlands of The Grendels	Compulsory Consumerist State	“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”
6.	The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee	Capitalist Paradise	“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”
7.	The Burlesque Republic of The Centauri	Compulsory Consumerist State	“What do you want you Moon-Faced Assassin of Joy?”
8.	The Federal Republic of Winklebottom	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“E pluribus unum”
9.	The Rising Sun's Land of Yaorozu	Authoritarian Democracy	“八百万神天の安の河原に神集ひ集ひて”
10.	The Federal Republic of Aigania	Civil Rights Lovefest	“We know it”