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The World World Census

The Smartest Citizens in the World

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

1.The Despotic Dictatorship of DespoticaniaCorrupt Dictatorship“God was a dream of good government.”
2.The Dominion of PapaJackyLiberal Democratic Socialists“Abolēfacite Omnia Monstra”
3.The Congressional Republic of SilentiorumLeft-wing Utopia“Libertas Omnis, Paritas Omnis, Boni Omnis”
4.The Couch-dwelling Doldrums of TorpidityDemocratic Socialists“I'm lazy, go discipline yourself”
5.The Scientific Collectives of FrenequestaLeft-Leaning College State“Excelsior in Weisheit”
6.The Agricultural Paradise of AppleJackyLeft-wing Utopia“Amō Amōrem”
7.The Third Social Alliance of VerbenDemocratic Socialists“Freedom must be protected at all cost!”
8.The Temporal Paradox of AikionInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Time changes, Time stagnates ”
9.The Citizenship of ZeptherDemocratic Socialists“Protection, Production, Persona”
10.The Generous Roots of Yuletide YggdrasilLiberal Democratic Socialists“Roast Boar, Warm Bread, Mulled Wine”
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