Silicon ValleyWorld Census

The Most Compassionate Citizens in Silicon Valley

Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.

As a region, Silicon Valley is ranked 17,477^th in the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.

1.	The Boring Teadrinkers of Lon Radin	New York Times Democracy	“I'd rather drink tea and read than do anything ever.”
2.	The Republic of Chemical Angel	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”
3.	The Oppressed Peoples of Thorn119	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Contact Thorn1000 with any concerns :)”