ShelpWorld Census

The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Shelp

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, Shelp is ranked 3,606^th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

1.	The Queendom of Folkvangr Vanaheimr	Corporate Police State	“Vom Boden, zum Hoden, zum Kinn und rin”
2.	The Commonwealth of Slightly Egotistical Billionaires	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Here comes the money, and whiskey!”
3.	The Dominion of Trantariato	Democratic Socialists	“Conquistar y Crear: Nacionalismo a través del Vodka”
4.	The Confederacy of Yorkshire and its colonies	New York Times Democracy	“Tea is better than coffee”