SEC FanaticsWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in SEC Fanatics

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

1.	The Free Land of Really Big Bama Fan	Corporate Bordello	“Roll Tide Roll”
2.	The Federation of The Budapest Memorandum	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Glory to Ukraine!”
3.	The Confederate Razorbacks of Arkansas Riceland	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Woo Pig Sooie!”