The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in SEC Fanatics
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, SEC Fanatics is ranked 463rd in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
1. | The Free Land of Really Big Bama Fan | Corporate Bordello | “Roll Tide Roll” | |
2. | The Confederate Razorbacks of Arkansas Riceland | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Woo Pig Sooie!” |