The Largest Soda Pop Sector in SEC Fanatics
The World Census recorded sales of fizzy syrup water in order to determine which nations have the largest beverage industries.
1. | The Free Land of Really Big Bama Fan | Corporate Bordello | “Roll Tide Roll” | |
2. | The Confederate Razorbacks of Arkansas Riceland | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Woo Pig Sooie!” | |
3. | The Federation of The Budapest Memorandum | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Glory to Ukraine!” |