Schuylkill ValleyWorld Census

The Most Rebellious Youth in Schuylkill Valley

World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.

As a region, Schuylkill Valley is ranked 550^th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.

1.	The Republic of Vupaguun	New York Times Democracy	“Good bakers always make plenty of dough”
2.	The Revolutionary Republic of Degitania	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“VERITAS OMNIA VINCIT”
3.	The Rogue Nation of United States of Rebellion	Democratic Socialists	“Eat the rich”
4.	The Democratic Republic of Xanzabar	Left-Leaning College State	“Upwards!”
5.	The Republic of Jason	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Est. 1991”
6.	The Empire of Hawaiian Knights	Democratic Socialists	“Onwards”
7.	The Budding Trees of Conahzooodanestown	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Birth. Growth. Decay. Death. Rebirth.”
8.	The Holy Empire of The Hawaiian Joltz	Left-Leaning College State	“Onwards and Upwards”