Schuylkill ValleyWorld Census

The Smartest Citizens in Schuylkill Valley

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

1.	The Holy Empire of The Hawaiian Joltz	Left-Leaning College State	“Onwards and Upwards”
2.	The Revolutionary Republic of Degitania	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“VERITAS OMNIA VINCIT”
3.	The Republic of Vupaguun	New York Times Democracy	“Good bakers always make plenty of dough”
4.	The Democratic Republic of Xanzabar	Left-Leaning College State	“Upwards!”
5.	The Empire of Hawaiian Knights	Democratic Socialists	“Onwards”
6.	The Republic of Jason	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Est. 1991”
7.	The Rogue Nation of United States of Rebellion	Democratic Socialists	“Eat the rich”
8.	The Budding Trees of Conahzooodanestown	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Birth. Growth. Decay. Death. Rebirth.”