Royal Federal Republic of Free StatesWorld Census

The Most Rebellious Youth in Royal Federal Republic of Free States

World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.

1.	The Confederacy of Western Mars	New York Times Democracy	“Scribo, Ergo Cogito, Ergo Scribo.”
2.	The Empress of Cylthropia	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“We found the cure - for hope!”
3.	The Republic of The Confederacy of Beastland	Anarchy	“Defende Libertatem; Res Publica Conservabitur”
4.	The Carthusian Hermit of Fatty the Marmot	Corrupt Dictatorship	“Munch, and remember the Clover in the Sky”
5.	The Constitutional Monarchy of Royal Federal Republic of Free States	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”
6.	The Protectorate of The Royal Palace of Amsterdam	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Site of the Royal Federal Archives”
7.	The Incorporated States of Romanian Palace of the Parliament	Authoritarian Democracy	“Skibee Skidoo”