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The Fattest Citizens in Rogue CONclave

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Rogue CONclave is ranked 135th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

1.The Planetary Landmass of Pax NerdvanaLeft-Leaning College State“Warning: Do not stare directly at the mushroom clouds.”
2.The Sentai Team of PR Alien RangersAuthoritarian Democracy“It's morphin' time!”
3.The Armed Republic of Fireball XL-5Capitalizt“Okay, Lets Go!”