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The Most Secular in Riverdale

World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.

As a region, Riverdale is ranked 2,238th in the world for Most Secular.

1.The Unfortunate Circumstances of Jughead JonesIron Fist Consumerists“Things don't tend to turn out well for me.”
2.The Stud-finder General of Kevin KellerIron Fist Consumerists“Grab that ginger bull by the horns.”
3.The Himspirational Himbo of Reggie MantleFather Knows Best State“You Tryin' To Get Me To Flex?”
4.The Joyful Jock of Moose MasonInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Everyone thinks Tom Hardy is cute!”
5.The Ginger Bull of Archie AndrewsFather Knows Best State“We are born alone, we die alone. Let's sing together.”
6.The Dearly Departed of Jason BlossomMoralistic Democracy“Some things are worth dying for.”
7.The Military Future of Dilton DoileyIron Fist Consumerists“If you publish that story, my life will be over”
8.The Incorporated States of FP JonesFather Knows Best State“Snakes don't take orders from Pigs”
9.The Banished Bad Boy of Joaquin DeSantosMoralistic Democracy“I didn't come back for you.”
10.The Repentant Renegade of Chuck ClaytonFather Knows Best State“I am trying to be better”