The Most Secular in Riverdale
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
As a region, Riverdale is ranked 2,238th in the world for Most Secular.
|1.||The Unfortunate Circumstances of Jughead Jones||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Things don't tend to turn out well for me.”|
|2.||The Stud-finder General of Kevin Keller||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Grab that ginger bull by the horns.”|
|3.||The Himspirational Himbo of Reggie Mantle||Father Knows Best State||“You Tryin' To Get Me To Flex?”|
|4.||The Joyful Jock of Moose Mason||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Everyone thinks Tom Hardy is cute!”|
|5.||The Ginger Bull of Archie Andrews||Father Knows Best State||“We are born alone, we die alone. Let's sing together.”|
|6.||The Dearly Departed of Jason Blossom||Moralistic Democracy||“Some things are worth dying for.”|
|7.||The Military Future of Dilton Doiley||Iron Fist Consumerists||“If you publish that story, my life will be over”|
|8.||The Incorporated States of FP Jones||Father Knows Best State||“Snakes don't take orders from Pigs”|
|9.||The Banished Bad Boy of Joaquin DeSantos||Moralistic Democracy||“I didn't come back for you.”|
|10.||The Repentant Renegade of Chuck Clayton||Father Knows Best State||“I am trying to be better”|