RiverdaleWorld Census

The Most Armed in Riverdale

World Census experts took their lives into their hands in order to ascertain the average number of deadly weapons per citizen.

1.	The Military Future of Dilton Doiley	Corrupt Dictatorship	“If you publish that story, my life will be over”
2.	The Stud-finder General of Kevin Keller	Moralistic Democracy	“Grab that ginger bull by the horns.”
3.	The Incorporated States of FP Jones	Corrupt Dictatorship	“Snakes don't take orders from Pigs”
4.	The Himspirational Himbo of Reggie Mantle	Psychotic Dictatorship	“You Tryin' To Get Me To Flex?”
5.	The Ginger Bull of Archie Andrews	Capitalizt	“We are born alone, we die alone. Let's sing together.”
6.	The Dearly Departed of Jason Blossom	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Some things are worth dying for.”
7.	The Unfortunate Circumstances of Jughead Jones	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Things don't tend to turn out well for me.”
8.	The Joyful Jock of Moose Mason	Father Knows Best State	“Everyone thinks Tom Hardy is cute!”
9.	The Banished Bad Boy of Joaquin DeSantos	Psychotic Dictatorship	“I didn't come back for you.”
10.	The Repentant Renegade of Chuck Clayton	Iron Fist Consumerists	“I am trying to be better”