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The Most Rebellious Youth in Riverdale

World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.

As a region, Riverdale is ranked 24,175th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.

1.The Incorporated States of FP JonesCorrupt Dictatorship“Snakes don't take orders from Pigs”
2.The Joyful Jock of Moose MasonFather Knows Best State“Everyone thinks Tom Hardy is cute!”
3.The Himspirational Himbo of Reggie MantlePsychotic Dictatorship“You Tryin' To Get Me To Flex?”
4.The Unfortunate Circumstances of Jughead JonesIron Fist Consumerists“Things don't tend to turn out well for me.”
5.The Ginger Bull of Archie AndrewsCapitalist Paradise“We are born alone, we die alone. Let's sing together.”
6.The Banished Bad Boy of Joaquin DeSantosPsychotic Dictatorship“I didn't come back for you.”
7.The Dearly Departed of Jason BlossomIron Fist Consumerists“Some things are worth dying for.”
8.The Military Future of Dilton DoileyCorrupt Dictatorship“If you publish that story, my life will be over”
9.The Repentant Renegade of Chuck ClaytonIron Fist Consumerists“I am trying to be better”
10.The Stud-finder General of Kevin KellerMoralistic Democracy“Grab that ginger bull by the horns.”