The Most Rebellious Youth in Riverdale
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
As a region, Riverdale is ranked 24,175th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
1. | The Incorporated States of FP Jones | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Snakes don't take orders from Pigs” | |
2. | The Joyful Jock of Moose Mason | Father Knows Best State | “Everyone thinks Tom Hardy is cute!” | |
3. | The Himspirational Himbo of Reggie Mantle | Psychotic Dictatorship | “You Tryin' To Get Me To Flex?” | |
4. | The Unfortunate Circumstances of Jughead Jones | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Things don't tend to turn out well for me.” | |
5. | The Ginger Bull of Archie Andrews | Capitalist Paradise | “We are born alone, we die alone. Let's sing together.” | |
6. | The Banished Bad Boy of Joaquin DeSantos | Psychotic Dictatorship | “I didn't come back for you.” | |
7. | The Dearly Departed of Jason Blossom | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Some things are worth dying for.” | |
8. | The Military Future of Dilton Doiley | Corrupt Dictatorship | “If you publish that story, my life will be over” | |
9. | The Repentant Renegade of Chuck Clayton | Iron Fist Consumerists | “I am trying to be better” | |
10. | The Stud-finder General of Kevin Keller | Moralistic Democracy | “Grab that ginger bull by the horns.” |