RiverdaleWorld Census

The Most Ignorant Citizens in Riverdale

The World Census studied which nations seemed to have the greatest numbers of citizens that fell into the categories "ignorant," "oblivious," or "just plain dumb."

As a region, Riverdale is ranked 2,558^th in the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.

1.	The Himspirational Himbo of Reggie Mantle	Father Knows Best State	“You Tryin' To Get Me To Flex?”
2.	The Incorporated States of FP Jones	Father Knows Best State	“Snakes don't take orders from Pigs”
3.	The Banished Bad Boy of Joaquin DeSantos	Moralistic Democracy	“I didn't come back for you.”
4.	The Dearly Departed of Jason Blossom	Moralistic Democracy	“Some things are worth dying for.”
5.	The Joyful Jock of Moose Mason	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Everyone thinks Tom Hardy is cute!”
6.	The Repentant Renegade of Chuck Clayton	Father Knows Best State	“I am trying to be better”
7.	The Military Future of Dilton Doiley	Iron Fist Consumerists	“If you publish that story, my life will be over”
8.	The Stud-finder General of Kevin Keller	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Grab that ginger bull by the horns.”
9.	The Unfortunate Circumstances of Jughead Jones	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Things don't tend to turn out well for me.”
10.	The Ginger Bull of Archie Andrews	Father Knows Best State	“We are born alone, we die alone. Let's sing together.”