NATION

PASSWORD

The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Riverdale

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

1.The Ginger Bull of Archie AndrewsFather Knows Best State“We are born alone, we die alone. Let's sing together.”
2.The Repentant Renegade of Chuck ClaytonFather Knows Best State“I am trying to be better”
3.The Military Future of Dilton DoileyIron Fist Consumerists“If you publish that story, my life will be over”
4.The Incorporated States of FP JonesFather Knows Best State“Snakes don't take orders from Pigs”
5.The Dearly Departed of Jason BlossomMoralistic Democracy“Some things are worth dying for.”
6.The Banished Bad Boy of Joaquin DeSantosMoralistic Democracy“I didn't come back for you.”
7.The Unfortunate Circumstances of Jughead JonesIron Fist Consumerists“Things don't tend to turn out well for me.”
8.The Stud-finder General of Kevin KellerIron Fist Consumerists“Grab that ginger bull by the horns.”
9.The Joyful Jock of Moose MasonInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Everyone thinks Tom Hardy is cute!”
10.The Himspirational Himbo of Reggie MantleFather Knows Best State“You Tryin' To Get Me To Flex?”