The Largest Soda Pop Sector in Rejected Realms
The World Census recorded sales of fizzy syrup water in order to determine which nations have the largest beverage industries.
1. | The Federal Republic of Weimaristan | Corporate Bordello | “Krieg ist die schrecklichen Kosten nicht wert.” | |
2. | The Republic of Cometia | Left-Leaning College State | “Peace and Justice” | |
3. | The Rogue Nation of Xyzgonia | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Whatever.” | |
4. | The Empire of Pettlland | Left-Leaning College State | “There is that” | |
5. | The Eternian Shadowlands of Mighty Lord Skeletor | Corporate Police State | “My plan cannot possibly fail! Mwah ha ha hah!!!” | |
6. | The Incorporated States of Nasariyah | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “God is Great” | |
7. | The Oppressed Peoples of Distributist Butlers | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Defending the Rights and Dignity of Butlers Worldwide” | |
8. | The Rogue Nation of An Evil Experiment | Iron Fist Consumerists | “One Nation, One Leader, One Race.” | |
9. | The Grasslands of Capybara | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “We're coming up, so you better get this party started.” | |
10. | The Protectorate of Amazing Man | Capitalist Paradise | “this looks like a job for... someone else” |