The Fattest Citizens in Poland
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
1. | The Cannibalicracy of Vespertilia | Left-wing Utopia | “ULTRA KVLT UBER NEKRO GRIM” | |
2. | The Royal Capital City of Krakow | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Cracovia urbs celeberrima” | |
3. | The City of Kielce | Left-wing Utopia | “Bóg, Honor, Ojczyzna” | |
4. | The City of Lwow | Moralistic Democracy | “Semper Fidelis” | |
5. | The Kingdom of Great Poznan | Capitalist Paradise | “Empowering Freedom, Enriching Lives, Building Strength.” | |
6. | The City of Poznan | New York Times Democracy | “Żyj w prawdzie, sprawiedliwości i pokoju” | |
7. | The City of Torun | Left-wing Utopia | “Nic o nas, bez nas” | |
8. | The Voivodeship of Lublin | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Smakuj życie!” | |
9. | The Republic of Poland empire 2348567402 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “From Many, One” | |
10. | The City of Gdynia | Left-wing Utopia | “Uśmiechnij się, jesteś w Gdyni” |