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The Fattest Citizens in Poland

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

1.The Cannibalicracy of VespertiliaLeft-wing Utopia“ULTRA KVLT UBER NEKRO GRIM”
2.The Royal Capital City of KrakowCivil Rights Lovefest“Cracovia urbs celeberrima”
3.The City of KielceLeft-wing Utopia“Bóg, Honor, Ojczyzna”
4.The City of LwowMoralistic Democracy“Semper Fidelis”
5.The Kingdom of Great PoznanCapitalist Paradise“Empowering Freedom, Enriching Lives, Building Strength.”
6.The City of PoznanNew York Times Democracy“Żyj w prawdzie, sprawiedliwości i pokoju”
7.The City of TorunLeft-wing Utopia“Nic o nas, bez nas”
8.The Voivodeship of LublinCivil Rights Lovefest“Smakuj życie!”
9.The Republic of Poland empire 2348567402Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“From Many, One”
10.The City of GdyniaLeft-wing Utopia“Uśmiechnij się, jesteś w Gdyni”
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