PancakesWorld Census

The Safest in Pancakes

World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.

As a region, Pancakes is ranked 1,290^th in the world for Safest.

1.	The Pancake Loving Nation of Alice Valeheart	Left-wing Utopia	“Cease your foolish struggle”