The World World Census
The Most Compassionate Citizens in the World
Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.
1. | The Queendom of Kindjal | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Qui peut le moins peut le encore moins” | |
2. | The Revisionist Republic of Multiple Bounty | Democratic Socialists | “Cold Beer & Peanuts Here!” | |
3. | The Federal Commonwealth of Pax Aurea | Left-wing Utopia | “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.” | |
4. | The Republic of Wilkshire | Democratic Socialists | “Everyone for everyone else” | |
5. | The Eternal Misfortune of Thalasse | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
6. | The Benevolent Queendom of Divine Cervine | Democratic Socialists | “Where the deer’s swift leap startles the wild bee” | |
7. | The Agricultural Paradise of AppleJacky | Left-wing Utopia | “Amō Amōrem” | |
8. | The Anarchy of Blogotopia | Democratic Socialists | “Free Palestine, support BDS!” | |
9. | The Dominion of PapaJacky | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Abolēfacite Omnia Monstra” | |
10. | The Republic of Corcaw | Democratic Socialists | “All For One and One For All” |