NunavutWorld Census

The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Nunavut

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

1.	The District of Inaccessible	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“northern community”
2.	The State of Nunalivut	Corporate Bordello	“RIP”
3.	The State of Nunavut Sannginivut	New York Times Democracy	“Forever”
4.	The District of Nuuk at	Civil Rights Lovefest	“our glorious community”
5.	The State of Perfected Igloo	Left-wing Utopia	“RIP”
6.	The Matriarchy of Sannginivut	Mother Knows Best State	“Our land, our strength.”
7.	The District of Tamashi No Shakai	Iron Fist Socialists	“Soul”
8.	The Queen's State of Thelon Post	Left-Leaning College State	“Anything to get by these days”
9.	The State of Yemeni	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Unity, Discipline, Work”