The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Nudist Dreamland
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, Nudist Dreamland is ranked 2,776th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
1. | The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil Sharpeners | Anarchy | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
2. | The Earthly Walk of The Choir Boy | Corporate Police State | “Accept me with reverence and fear.” | |
3. | The Divine Cabaret of Friends of Dorothy | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Lāche pas la patate !” | |
4. | The Glories Infinite of Gay Parrot | Anarchy | “Y a-t-il une vie avant la mort?” | |
5. | The Matriarchy of Wailing Grannies | Mother Knows Best State | “демократія” | |
6. | The Community of Steelfeather Rapture 2 | Left-Leaning College State | “Polite people also deserve civil rights.” | |
7. | The Free Land of The Supreme Leader Alcuin | Capitalist Paradise | “he's opping” | |
8. | The Miserable Hellstate of The Literally Unplayable | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Cry about it.” | |
9. | The Free Land of Tubercular Sky | Left-wing Utopia | “Starving hysterical naked” | |
10. | The Republic of SSN78 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Erin Go Bragh” |