The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Nova Libertatia
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
1. | The Free Republic of Nova Libertatia | New York Times Democracy | “Liberty and Justice” | |
2. | The Free State of Aelbenland | Corporate Bordello | “Standhaft und treu” | |
3. | The Republic of Austrija | Capitalist Paradise | “AEIOU” | |
4. | The Profits of Stonk Market | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Cool and good” | |
5. | The Слава Україні of Anticom 133 | New York Times Democracy | “Слава Україні” | |
6. | The Слава Україні of AntiCom 114 | Capitalist Paradise | “Слава Україні” | |
7. | The Adorable Cuteness of Baby Seals | Corporate Police State | “Seals, not sea lions.” | |
8. | The Слава Україні of Anticom 151 | Father Knows Best State | “Слава Україні” | |
9. | The Republic of Anticom 26 | Capitalist Paradise | “Слава Україні” | |
10. | The Republic of Anticom 75 | Anarchy | “Слава Україні” |