The Fattest Citizens in Northern Utopia
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Northern Utopia is ranked 23,942nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.
1. | The Beháteorŝe of Khuneth | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Glory to Hetrau” | |
2. | The Reformed State of New Republic of Frontera | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Novus Ordos” | |
3. | The 3rd Confedaration of Anteria of The Atlas Archipelago | Corporate Police State | “Farist til Moldar” | |
4. | The Nomadic Peoples of Welfaums and Numi | Left-Leaning College State | “None” | |
5. | The Federal Republic of Altruist Republic | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
6. | The Democratic Commonwealth of The Kohen | Corporate Bordello | “A dictatorship's best weapon is secrecy.” | |
7. | The Empire of Soussistan | New York Times Democracy | “Eh oe” | |
8. | The Federal Republic of Askelewi | Democratic Socialists | “Wakan Tanka, tunkasila Akicita oyate.” | |
9. | The Republic of Estland-Iskalot | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Meie emakeel, meie isamaa” | |
10. | The Constitutional Monarchy of NROL-39 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” |