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The Fattest Citizens in Northern Utopia

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Northern Utopia is ranked 23,942nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

1.The Beháteorŝe of KhunethPsychotic Dictatorship“Glory to Hetrau”
2.The Reformed State of New Republic of FronteraCivil Rights Lovefest“Novus Ordos”
3.The 3rd Confedaration of Anteria of The Atlas ArchipelagoCorporate Police State“Farist til Moldar”
4.The Nomadic Peoples of Welfaums and NumiLeft-Leaning College State“None”
5.The Federal Republic of Altruist RepublicInoffensive Centrist Democracy“God, Homeland, Liberty”
6.The Democratic Commonwealth of The KohenCorporate Bordello“A dictatorship's best weapon is secrecy.”
7.The Empire of SoussistanNew York Times Democracy“Eh oe”
8.The Federal Republic of AskelewiDemocratic Socialists“Wakan Tanka, tunkasila Akicita oyate.”
9.The Republic of Estland-IskalotInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Meie emakeel, meie isamaa”
10.The Constitutional Monarchy of NROL-39Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT”
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