The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in New York
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
1. | The Capitol City of Albany | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Assiduity” | |
2. | The Principality of Albenkia | Compulsory Consumerist State | “The mountains shake but do not fall.” | |
3. | The Disputed Territories of ALF | Anarchy | “HAAA! I Kill me!” | |
4. | The Rogue Nation of AnthonyWeiner | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Mmmm... Meaty. Also call me Carlos Danger!” | |
5. | The Very Important Butt of Archibald Butt | New York Times Democracy | “TAFT TOSSES BALL” | |
6. | The Wonderful Life of Bedford Falls | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings.” | |
7. | The Protectorate of Buffalo | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Queen City of the Lakes” | |
8. | The BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTTERBUTTBUTT of BUTTBUTTERBUTT | New York Times Democracy | “A BIG BUTT BUTT BUTTER BUTT BUTT!” | |
9. | The Lunatic Fringe of Carl Paladino | Corporate Police State | “I'm A Donald Trump guy!” | |
10. | The Penguin Rookery of Central Park Zoo | Iron Fist Socialists | “Cute and cuddily, boys.” |