NATION

PASSWORD

The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in New York

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

1.The Capitol City of AlbanyCivil Rights Lovefest“Assiduity”
2.The Principality of AlbenkiaCompulsory Consumerist State“The mountains shake but do not fall.”
3.The Disputed Territories of ALFAnarchy“HAAA! I Kill me!”
4.The Rogue Nation of AnthonyWeinerLiberal Democratic Socialists“Mmmm... Meaty. Also call me Carlos Danger!”
5.The Very Important Butt of Archibald ButtNew York Times Democracy“TAFT TOSSES BALL”
6.The Wonderful Life of Bedford FallsLiberal Democratic Socialists“Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings.”
7.The Protectorate of BuffaloCorrupt Dictatorship“Queen City of the Lakes”
8.The BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTTERBUTTBUTT of BUTTBUTTERBUTTNew York Times Democracy“A BIG BUTT BUTT BUTTER BUTT BUTT!”
9.The Lunatic Fringe of Carl PaladinoCorporate Police State“I'm A Donald Trump guy!”
10.The Penguin Rookery of Central Park ZooIron Fist Socialists“Cute and cuddily, boys.”
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