New West IndiesWorld Census

The Most Cultured in New West Indies

After spending many tedious hours in coffee shops and concert halls, World Census experts have found the following nations to be the most cultured.

1.	The Republic of Tinja	Left-Leaning College State	“Justice, Accountability, Empowerment”
2.	The Republic of District Line 9	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“We Will Endure”
3.	The Allied States of New West Indies	Left-wing Utopia	“In Varietate Concordia”
4.	The Partial Monarchy of Viking Nordland	Anarchy	“Búskapur”
5.	The Republic of Raxy Soverodnuizzlemordia	Civil Rights Lovefest	“From Many, One”
6.	The Queendom of Anastasia Karanikolaou	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Might Makes Right”
7.	The Republic of JOIHF	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Hockey for all”
8.	The United Antillean Kingdom of Antillae Unitae	Democratic Socialists	“Post Nubila Phoebus”
9.	The Loving Couple of -I-Ship-It	Authoritarian Democracy	“Shipping Fan!”