The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in New Europe
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
1. | The Republic of Adzharia | Father Knows Best State | “Even history cannot claim our acres!” | |
2. | The Kingdom of Aeskandia | Corporate Bordello | “Island of the gods' twilight” | |
3. | The Republic of Alaea | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “League by land and by sea.” | |
4. | The Kingdom of Alba Ion | Capitalizt | “High holes” | |
5. | The Kingdom of Alba Lata | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Wide, White, Wise” | |
6. | The Kingdom of Alba Zeri | Capitalist Paradise | “Kau kau! Kau kau! Sus!” | |
7. | The Federation of Alfoeya | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The pitted ware of Jördhabn.” | |
8. | The Fashion Police State of Allellas | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Eleytheria è Thanatos” | |
9. | The Republic of Ang Ling | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Well do something!” | |
10. | The Republic of Apkhazia | Father Knows Best State | “Like the ortolan, we are free” |