NesapoWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in Nesapo

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

1.	The Grand Kingdom of The Skrall	Father Knows Best State	“We fight. We win. We take. We are Skrall!”
2.	The Ochean Manufacturing Colony of Industor	Corporate Police State	“Never cease working. Always be productive.”
3.	The Commonwealth of The Nesapoli Archive	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Archive for the region of Nesapo”
4.	The Democratic States of Khazakia	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Uncertainty can be a guiding light”
5.	The Technocracy of None	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“The flaw of government is that it is run by humans.”
6.	The Luktelk of Eurovision Song Contest	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Meow cat please meow back”
7.	The Goddess Violet's Theocracy of Violetism	Psychotic Dictatorship	“All praiſe be to þe Great Goddeſs Violet!”
8.	The Democratic Archipelago of Tokau	Left-Leaning College State	“Nous sommes du soleil”
9.	The Democratic Union of Ochea	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Life, Liberty, Property, Representation, and Equality”
10.	The Communist Democracy of Corumon	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“The common good is the upmost priority.”

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