NDjamenaWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in NDjamena

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, NDjamena is ranked 5,376^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

1.	The State of Geneln	Anarchy	“Regretfully”
2.	The State of McCaig	Anarchy	“Region”
3.	The State of Merida Azamal	Anarchy	“Estado Libre y Soberano de Yucatán”
4.	The State of Desportes	Moralistic Democracy	“Habile des quebec”
5.	The State of Yanky Flats	Civil Rights Lovefest	“RIP”
6.	The District of Misty	New York Times Democracy	“State”
7.	The Queen's State of Madison Fraud	Mother Knows Best State	“What they don't know”
8.	The Queen's State of Attawapiskat	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Under the Table Deal”