The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Narnia
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
1. | The Professor of Digory Kirke | Psychotic Dictatorship | “All the same, best to keep your eyes open.” | |
2. | The Republic of Emilora | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “By The People For The People” | |
3. | The Dominion of Inner Friday | Moralistic Democracy | “Days pass unless you live them” | |
4. | The Republic of Weedy Memes | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Smoke weed, yo dawg!” |