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The Rudest Citizens in Mordor

World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.

As a region, Mordor is ranked 3,563rd in the world for Rudest Citizens.

1.The Autonomous Collective of GonzlandiaLeft-Leaning College State“Don't start none, won't be none.”
2.The Empire of Petan EmpireIron Fist Consumerists“Strength by Superiority”
3.The Nomadic Peoples of The Triple ConsortiumScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Biscuits and Gravy”
4.The Evil version of Evil Lord SauronIron Fist Consumerists“Death to Hobbits”
5.The Republic of Agricultural NurnIron Fist Consumerists“Food for the armies of the Dark Lord”
6.The Mordorian Borderlands of Ravania IthiliaAnarchy“United we stand!”
7.The Empire of Llywelyn the 3rdMoralistic Democracy“Dolba”
8.The Republic of BlazingAngelInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Si vis pacem, para bellum”
9.The Dominion of The One RingInoffensive Centrist Democracy“One Ring To Rule Them All”
10.The Camp in the Middle of Mordor of A HobbitNew York Times Democracy“I'm not short, I'm a Hobbit”
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