The Rudest Citizens in Mordor
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
As a region, Mordor is ranked 3,563rd in the world for Rudest Citizens.
1. | The Autonomous Collective of Gonzlandia | Left-Leaning College State | “Don't start none, won't be none.” | |
2. | The Empire of Petan Empire | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Strength by Superiority” | |
3. | The Nomadic Peoples of The Triple Consortium | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Biscuits and Gravy” | |
4. | The Evil version of Evil Lord Sauron | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Death to Hobbits” | |
5. | The Republic of Agricultural Nurn | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Food for the armies of the Dark Lord” | |
6. | The Mordorian Borderlands of Ravania Ithilia | Anarchy | “United we stand!” | |
7. | The Empire of Llywelyn the 3rd | Moralistic Democracy | “Dolba” | |
8. | The Republic of BlazingAngel | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Si vis pacem, para bellum” | |
9. | The Dominion of The One Ring | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “One Ring To Rule Them All” | |
10. | The Camp in the Middle of Mordor of A Hobbit | New York Times Democracy | “I'm not short, I'm a Hobbit” |