MordorWorld Census

The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Mordor

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

1.	The Dominion of 9009	Father Knows Best State	“Educare, Sanare, Coniunctim”
2.	The Republic of Agricultural Nurn	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Food for the armies of the Dark Lord”
3.	The Theocracy of Angamando	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Ash nazg durbatulûk”
4.	The Camp in the Middle of Mordor of A Hobbit	New York Times Democracy	“I'm not short, I'm a Hobbit”
5.	The Burning Embers of Barnello	Father Knows Best State	“King of Fire Kings”
6.	The Republic of BlazingAngel	Libertarian Police State	“Si vis pacem, para bellum”
7.	The Free Land of Disputed Tyranny	Iron Fist Consumerists	“The Principality of Wales”
8.	The Evil version of Evil Lord Sauron	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Death to Hobbits”
9.	The Autonomous Collective of Gonzlandia	Left-Leaning College State	“Don't start none, won't be none.”
10.	The Empire of Llywelyn the 3rd	Moralistic Democracy	“Dolba”

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