MordorWorld Census

The Safest in Mordor

World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.

As a region, Mordor is ranked 23,429^th in the world for Safest.

1.	The Skeleton Version of The Dark Lord Sauron	Iron Fist Consumerists	“I am Evil Lord Sauron the FOUNDER of Mordor”
2.	The Dictatorship of Mordor Welcomer	Moralistic Democracy	“For Sauron and Mordor”
3.	The Camp in the Middle of Mordor of A Hobbit	New York Times Democracy	“I'm not short, I'm a Hobbit”
4.	The Dominion of The One Ring	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“One Ring To Rule Them All”
5.	The Nomadic Peoples of The Triple Consortium	Democratic Socialists	“Biscuits and Gravy”
6.	The Jingoistic States of Wiseicamland	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Might Makes Right”
7.	The Burning Embers of Barnello	Father Knows Best State	“King of Fire Kings”
8.	The Dominion of The Mouth of Sauron	Corporate Police State	“Lieutenant of Barad-dur”
9.	The Mordorian Borderlands of Ravania Ithilia	Anarchy	“United we stand!”
10.	The Empire of Llywelyn the 3rd	Moralistic Democracy	“Dolba”

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