The Safest in Mismatched Masterpiece
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
1. | The Island of Kolloquia | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “A Place of Peace” | |
2. | The Republic of Zealaidania | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “A nice place to live” | |
3. | The Free Land of Potential weather 2 | Tyranny by Majority | “You offer to the shrine, but gain nothing” | |
4. | The Democratic Republic of 4020isthemaxno ofitemsyoucanhaveinlinus | Psychotic Dictatorship | “40 (20 is the maximum number of items you can fronch)” | |
5. | The United States of Joe-Biden | Anarchy | “The cries of Palestinian children haunt my dreams” | |
6. | The Inseine Island of Neuv Fronce | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Notre dieu est notre seul ami” | |
7. | The Free Land of Im literally maverick from top gun | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Too close for missiles switching to guns” | |
8. | The United Socialist States of Aeinuge | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Who needs democracy when you have communism” | |
9. | The Holy Empire of The Mighty Bench Cult | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Be unstoppable, which means be prepared. *shanks you*” | |
10. | The Allied States of Imengard | Psychotic Dictatorship | “What's the point in human rights” |