The Most Secular in Mindoorian Federation
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
1. | The Undead nation of North West Mindoor | Democratic Socialists | “tempus est nunc” | |
2. | The Allied States of South West Mindoor | Capitalist Paradise | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
3. | The Fee Fi Fo Fum of Feifell | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “We have trees because South Mindoor doesn't” | |
4. | The Incorporated States of South Mindoor | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Shinzou wo Sasageyo!” | |
5. | The Liberated Lands of Greater Mindoor | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Stability is paramount during these trialing times” | |
6. | The Restrained Learning Site of The Duolingo | Iron Fist Consumerists | “You missed your lesson today, you know what happens now” | |
7. | The Empire of Shared Mindoor | Corrupt Dictatorship | “M for menaces, I for I forgot how to spell mimdour” | |
8. | The Holy Empire of The Mindoorian Dyson Swarm | Civil Rights Lovefest | “We have dyson swarms because south mindoor doesn't” | |
9. | The Restrained AI of The Mindoorian Grammar Management | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Use proper grammar or suffer.” | |
10. | The Republic of Mindoorian Revival State | Libertarian Police State | “Please hold, Motto Loading, E.M 6” |