MilkWorld Census

The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Milk

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, Milk is ranked 2,490^th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

1.	The Part of a Balanced Breakfast of Kelloggs Corn Flakes	Corporate Bordello	“Corn used in this product contains traces of soybeans.”