MayaWorld Census

The Most Rebellious Youth in Maya

World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.

1.	The State of Maya State	Anarchy	“Peace and Justice”
2.	The Republic of 2nd Murder Chicken Squadron	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“We Will Endure”
3.	The State of Marche Richelieu	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“First State”
4.	The State of Simon Mountain	Corporate Bordello	“Liberty first”
5.	The State of El Alto Parana	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Distrito del Alto Parana”
6.	The State of Tehuelche	Corporate Bordello	“State”
7.	The State of Minitaka	Benevolent Dictatorship	“Dare”
8.	The District of Aztec Prime	Anarchy	“Command on High”
9.	The State of Sovetskikh	Capitalizt	“State”