The Highest Crime Rates in Mars
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
1. | The Independent Colonies of Aurorae Sinus | Anarchy | “Ad astra per alas fideles” | |
2. | The Desperation of Mars Needs Women | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Please baby baby please!” | |
3. | The Fiefdom of Seamonkeyland | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Marvel at the world‘s only instant citizens!” | |
4. | The Biker Mouse of Modo | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
5. | The Colony of Feynland Mars | Civil Rights Lovefest | “We see the stars, and we want them. ” | |
6. | The Allied States of The 5th Doctor | Civil Rights Lovefest | “At times like this I wish I still had my scarf.” | |
7. | The Republic of Nitrogen | Democratic Socialists | “It's Elementary, My Dear.” | |
8. | The Skillful Sculptors of Fanatical Terraformers | Psychotic Dictatorship | “antagonistically altering skylines of unwilling planets” | |
9. | The Armed Republic of Ares Lyricalia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Ex pulve, vita” | |
10. | The Empire of Bloatnikov | Capitalist Paradise | “Nulli expugnabilis hosti” |