ManitobaWorld Census

The Most Advanced Public Education in Manitoba

Fresh-faced World Census agents infiltrated schools with varying degrees of success in order to determine which nations had the most widespread, well-funded, and advanced public education programs.

1.	The Always Happy People of Communist Winnipeg	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“From Each According to Our Needs”
2.	The People's Theocracy of United Good	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“Atheists do not know Fear and Comfort”
3.	The Aromatic Republic of Chateau Chevalier	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Shipping promotions do NOT apply to wine purchases.”
4.	The Apolytonian Surfdom of Grant Park - Harrow	Authoritarian Democracy	“Arrant Graph Work”
5.	The Klingon Bird-of-Prey of KSN50	Father Knows Best State	“wo' toy'taHvIS Hegh 'e' tul Hoch tlhIngan”
6.	The Jets of Winnipeg_	New York Times Democracy	“Assiniboine et la Rouge”
7.	The Red River Warriors of Warhorse	Anarchy	“Never Know”